True Blood Insults

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Jason, this is a serious operation. It ain’t about you getting your pole wet.
Dude, do not cockblock me.

Andy and Jason, season 2, episode 11

08/3/13

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Somebody needs to slap that bitch.

Lafayette (about Eric), season 2, episode 11

07/30/13

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You just jealous cos I found love and you know you never will, you fucking freak.

Tara to Lafayette, season 2, episode 11

07/26/13

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William, you are a snob. I hate snobs. Tiny, tiny souls. Or penises. Or both.

Sophie-Ann to Bill, season 2, episode 11

07/21/13

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You could come with me. Maybe meet a nice girl instead of that devil slut.
Oh, you’re Dirty Harry now, huh? Cos you dipping your penguin dick in that vampire tramp?

(Mad) Maxine to Hoyt, season 2, episode 10

07/13/13

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Stop trying to rape my brain!

Tara to Sookie, season 2, episode 10

07/5/13

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She don’t need no damn backwoods witch. She need Thorozine and a padded cell.

Lafayette (about Tara), season 2, episode 10

07/1/13

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Suck on that, alien fucker!

Maxine Fortenberry (to Wii baddies), season 2, episode10

06/30/13

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I’m going to crack open your fucking skull, bitch

Maxine Fortenberry (to the aliens on the Wii), season 2, episode 10

06/30/13

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Why don’t you offer yourself up to me, Jason Stackhouse, you dirty little monkey?

Maxine Fortenberry (under Maryann’s influence) to Jason, season 2, episode 10

06/19/13

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