That’s why you’ll never be sheriff, Stan. You don’t think.
And you’re too chickenshit to act, which is why we’ve been getting Godric’s coffee for the past 40 years.
Dallas vampires, season 2, episode 7
"Oh please, Jason. You ain't even got sense to pour piss out of a boot" - Sookie

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